Tuesday's Late Show Top Ten:
Top Ten Ways Barack Obama Can Win Over The Republican
10.Show up to next meeting in a Captain America uniform
9.Burn everyone a really cool mix CD
8.Bribe them with free tickets to a Larry the Cable Guy show
7.Raise the debt ceiling, but do it with a fun sound effect
6.Do something about the g**damn heat
5.Swap places with another guy named Barack Obama - hey, don't miss the new reality show "Same Name" Sundays at 9 PM on CBS!
4.Put Chuck Norris on the nickel
3.Like I'm the right guy to ask for advice on winning people over
2.Don't be such a poor sport when they call him a socialist, foreign-born, radical Muslim who's trying to destroy America
1.Kill Bin Laden again
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